Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:59 pm   Reply with quote      

Monica,
Im a few pounds overweight, how can i shed a few pounds?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:59 pm   Reply with quote      

Are we still talking about it?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:00 pm   Reply with quote      

well we just started?

I want to lose weight so that ladies such as yourself will not be able to resist me

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:00 pm   Reply with quote      

Interesting. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:01 pm   Reply with quote      

Yeah, id like to get to know you better.

Wanna pop down the White Horse for a swift half?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:01 pm   Reply with quote      

I understand. Why would you want to do get to know you better? Who is going to make me? OK, I will pop down the White Horse for a swift half.

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:02 pm   Reply with quote      

whats your tipple?

Mine a pint of smooth

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:02 pm   Reply with quote      

Are you asking about my tipple ?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:03 pm   Reply with quote      

tipple, nipple its all the same

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:03 pm   Reply with quote      

Can we get back to business?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:05 pm   Reply with quote      

well i was offering to take you to the pub and you didnt understand.

I just want to know what you drink?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:05 pm   Reply with quote      

How about that. Where were you offering to take you to the pub and you did not understand? Only just? I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:05 pm   Reply with quote      

Do you know what bitter is?

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:05 pm   Reply with quote      

Bitter is a taste sensation caused by stimulation of the gustatory nerve.

Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:06 pm   Reply with quote      

do you know what lager is then?